Loneliness can be funny! Just ask the following tweeters. Seriously, ask them. They're dying for someone to reach out.
I'm lonely like a— michael (@Michael5SOS) January 26, 2016
Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I post something cryptic on FB and wait for my mom to call.— SHANtilly Lace (@theshantilly) January 25, 2016
Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny— Alex Firkins (@alexfirkins) January 25, 2016
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 28, 2015
A coworker said he was lonely.— Matt (@radartech_matt) January 24, 2016
I said he was "looking for love in Alderaan places."
He ran off crying.
Apparently he had a family there.
Note to self: If you're in a room full of people and you still feel lonely, there's nothing wrong with you - you're just in the wrong room— remember (@selfspiral) January 23, 2016
Quirky romantic comedy plot twist: Love isn't real, and we all die alone!— Meg Favreau (@megfavreau) February 17, 2015
There's a big roach that sometimes watches me shower from the ceiling, and I like to think it's the drone of a lonely CIA operative.— Aimée Lutkin (@alutkin) January 1, 2016
Always the person who finds a used condom on the beach, never the person who leaves a used condom on the beach 😞— Jaime Lutz (@jaime_lutz) August 31, 2015
If you’re really lonely, maybe it’s time you went out there and you got yourself a girlf... a pet.— Arrested Development (@arresteddev) January 21, 2016
To call out other men on their sexism, the first thing I need to do is make more friends.— mike of mystery (@bizmichael) January 22, 2016
I pray I'm never as lonely as the Beverage button on a microwave— Mr. Hook (@Phook75) January 20, 2016
skin grease and cat hair is a lonely person's tar and feathers— john freiler (@johnfreiler) January 6, 2016
I'm flattered that Hulu keeps showing me birth control ads like I don't spend my whole life on Hulu— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) January 5, 2016
mood: 30 unread messages but still feelin lonely— aidan (@aidan) January 21, 2016
I have so many podcasts backing up in my itunes! I'll never have time to listen to them all before I die of loneliness.— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) December 5, 2011
happy housewarming, i brought you this houseplant— Alexis Simpson (@amutepiggy) September 23, 2014
so that you can watch something besides yourself die a little every day
When I feel lonely, I look up at the moon.— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 20, 2016
I think of all the people seeing what I'm seeing.
All 0 of them.
Then I feel 100 times worse.
wish you good luck being lonely, gonna push red every time you phone me— harv 🌊 (@harveenkg) January 20, 2016
Nothing is a deal breaker if you’re lonely enough.— Victoria Sofia (@Ideal_Victoria) January 19, 2016
i walk a lonely road— grynpyret (@grynpyret) January 25, 2016
the only road that i have ever known pic.twitter.com/5COdtmKXp0
My favorite part of a wedding is when I go up to the DJ and request, "Everybody Hurts."— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) October 20, 2015
So depressed I could cry a horse.— Bez (@Bez) January 26, 2016