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Oddly enough, there were real muffins everywhere at the party.

As far as things stolen from a party go, a doorknob is pretty benign. Except for getting in and out of your apartment, you barely use your doorknob. It's a good thing redditor twofacedginger's guest decided to steal the doorknob instead of something he or she actually needs, like an iPhone. If you didn't have an iPhone, how would people text you to tell you they couldn't get inside your apartment due to the lack of doorknob?

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: redditor twofacedginger