You think you can just hit a few key-strokes and make it all better? These emotional scars can't be Ctrl+Z'd! Everyone says you're nothing but malware, but no matter how many times I Ctrl+Alt+Del, I just can't force-quit you. How many times will this card backfire with the recipient shouting, "You claim to know me but you don't even know that I'm a Mac person!"

Sources: Redditor ImNotAnAlien