Advertising - My agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence

For those who wouldn't even follow themselves on twitter.

They say "an unexamined life isn't worth living," but the modern corollary to that should be "forcing others to examine your life in inane 140-character snippets on Twitter should be a capital offense." We've collected some of the briefest and best ways to express your feelings about Twitter, your loyal friends and followers, and anything else related to the social media platform that consumes most of our lives. Since you're going to be glued to your feed all day anyway, you might as well share some of these cards, or even better, one you've created yourself.