Man it sucks being single. You can't even meet fellow UFO believers unless you have a significant other. It's like no wants to know whether you think "it's the government or humans from the future" unless you can prove that someone is willing to look at you naked sometimes. And sure, this is probably just a veiled swingers ad, but still. This world is lonely enough without having to deal with rejection from the crackpots on top of everything else.