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Everyone wants a lover who can spice things up in the bedroom from time to time. But if your partner's been watching too much porn, he might get the wrong idea about what's actually pleasurable.

Why? Because porn stars are performers and everything that happens onscreen is acting. It could seem encouraging when an adult actress screams "Oh, Rodney!" on your laptop, but if a man tries that move IRL, he may well be exiled from the bed forever.

Here are some moves that might seem sexy to pornoisseurs, but fail miserably with living, breathing women.