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He lives in Paris, she lives in Boston. They stay together (and practice each other's languages) through a lot texting.

The claim is that "smack" is just an onomatopoeia for kissing.
The claim is that "smack" is just an onomatopoeia for kissing.

Redditor aDrz (real name Adrien) has a girlfriend, everyone. Unfortunately, the two of them have been separated by the Atlantic Ocean for the past year, he in Paris and she in Boston. As anyone who has spent time apart from their significant other can tell you, maintaining that relationship requires a lot of effort. 20,846 texts worth of effort, apparently.

How many texts they sent over the past year. The blank days are (mostly) when they were able to visit each other in person.
How many texts they sent over the past year. The blank days are (mostly) when they were able to visit each other in person.
Sources: redditor aDrzn | I was once again flabbergasted