Ever get so turned on that you just want to push your brand-new laptop off your desk and do it?

Me neither! But in Hollywood, you can't have an orgasm unless you’re willing to shove months worth of organized files on the floor. You certainly can’t pause to consider something like, Wait, I think my Social Security card’s in that pile, because if you’re too OCD to say "screw it!", you don’t deserve to get screwed.