He tells the dumb but entertaining story of how he made an ass out of himself when he assumed his girlfriend was boning some dude while he was away at a bachelor party.
I went away for a friend's bachelor party. We went to Nevada. My fiancee and I have been together for 2.5 years and our wedding is in 6 months. She told me her cousin Stacey was coming down for a week while I was gone.
So while I was in Nevada another friend of mine texts me that he had seen my girlfriend out with this guy. He figured she was probably a friend or something but this friend lives up the street from us and he said there was truck parked in my driveway. The next night he saw her go in with this guy and the guy stayed all night.
Ummm, cheating girlfriend aside, what's the deal with this friend who is keeping tabs on her?
Why is he watching her so closely? Sounds really stalker-y, but anyway.
I told my girlfriend that we had decided to stay in Nevada for an extra two days but I went back early and I followed her and this guy to see for myself. She even told me on the phone she was with her cousin and didn't mention the guy at all. I took all the pictures my friend had taken after I asked him to and the ones I took and posted them on Facebook with her tagged and a message about her openly running around with this guy and him spending a bunch of nights at our house while I was away and how she was a liar and a cheat.
Hell yeah, dude! Way to show everyone you know on Facebook that your girlfriend is cheating on you. Who wouldn't want their grandma to know they're a cuckold?
But then the hammer dropped. Not only was he a clingy creeper, he wasn't even getting cheated on (probably).
The guy was her cousin Stacey. Fucking everyone jumped all over me right after I posted. Stacey is a girl's name and I had no damn idea. Apparently I met him at some wedding before.
So embarrassing. And also life ruining! The girlfriend called the wedding off and returned her engagement ring.
But really, it was best for everyone. Who wants to stay with a woman after you've figured out she was banging her cousin? Was that not the moral here?