GET THESE TWO A HOLIDAY ROM COM, STAT.
When the man's wife, Lisa, sent him Christmas tree shopping, she clearly had some misgivings. Because she texted him to check in, asking "how'd the tree search turn out?"
Playing into her fears, he responded with a photo of an oversized tree strapped on to the top of their van. She immediately noticed that the tree in the photo would be too large for their house, responding "OMG!!! How big is that thing?!?!" and adding "And how are you getting it in the house?!"
Prankster husband responded, casually, "not that big. I mean it wasn't the biggest one they had," adding "I think it's 13 feet? Maybe 14."