Well! This is an adorable and necessary palette cleanser to nightmarish online dating stories, of which we've published many. An English woman named Tilly matched with a man on Tinder whose creative attempt to woo her has gone viral - and for good reason.
He made a Twitter account called tortellinis for tilly and livetweeted the process of making pasta - from scratch! - for his (theoretical) beloved. Truly, get you a man who knows his way around pasta dough and isn't afraid to broadcast it.