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margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/alyssanikaye11/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> Alyssaa Stout</a> (@alyssanikaye11) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2018-05-22T19:25:49+00:00">May 22, 2018 at 12:25pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon <a href="https://t.co/00ypwNBEf8">pic.twitter.com/00ypwNBEf8</a></p>&mdash; Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) <a href="https://twitter.com/lyssa_Stout/status/1158948903666012160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>She took a simple (if indelicately phrased) request and turned it into a masterful trolling opportunity. Alyssa, I hope you&#39;re comfortable with the legion of stans you&#39;re about to attract, because you&#39;ve made being online 1,000x better today.</p><p>She took it upon herself to test the limits of her ex&#39;s reasoning skills when he slid into her DMs. She&#39;d posted a photo of herself wearing his shirt and when he asked for it back, she went into troll mode. Pettiness, thy name is Alyssa...</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160" height="968" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/1-KBqZf4.jpeg" width="1152" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160" height="1040" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2-KAyaEX.jpeg" width="1152" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160" height="917" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/3-3WIvH9.jpeg" width="1152" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160" height="1096" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/4-pqx6Fl.jpeg" width="1152" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/alyssanikaye11/status/1158948903666012160">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>...but she had good reason to be:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Women are the epitome of petty sometimes 😂</p>&mdash; Shooter McGavin (@mikeaul18) <a href="https://twitter.com/mikeaul18/status/1159454401678852096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just in case you were wondering. He already has his shirt back. He’s just to dumb to realize i gave it back MONTHS ago.</p>&mdash; Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) <a href="https://twitter.com/lyssa_Stout/status/1159455794594746371?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The pic she posted was a #throwback, you see.</p><p>The Twitterverse was split between not believing the incident happened at all and marveling at how gullible Alyssa&#39;s ex was.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why did he fall for this 😂</p>&mdash; maddie hinton (@maddie_lynee) <a href="https://twitter.com/maddie_lynee/status/1159498258496073729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"> <a href="https://t.co/TQfwiARtmp">pic.twitter.com/TQfwiARtmp</a></p>&mdash; HIBA (@hibatheeba) <a href="https://twitter.com/hibatheeba/status/1159652203084361728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I think her ex is a blonde</p>&mdash; 🌼📸 (@NazekDiazada) <a href="https://twitter.com/NazekDiazada/status/1159874713646194688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex.</p>&mdash; Jakob with a K (@JakobBro_) <a href="https://twitter.com/JakobBro_/status/1159573220053438465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The instinct to troll is strong with this one - and I&#39;m here for it.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tweet not sent: <br><br>We are sorry, we are unable to send your tweet. Would you like to retry or save the tweet in your drafts?</p>&mdash; Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) <a href="https://twitter.com/lyssa_Stout/status/1159580473921888256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hope does one date someone this dumb? I wouldn&#39;t make it 2 weeks.</p>&mdash; New Tom (@NewTomBTW) <a href="https://twitter.com/NewTomBTW/status/1159896652653780992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You real life dated someone this kind of slow ? <a href="https://t.co/w7OMwqzUhH">pic.twitter.com/w7OMwqzUhH</a></p>&mdash; Swervho hittin licks again 🥴 (@CallMeSwervho) <a href="https://twitter.com/CallMeSwervho/status/1159656741270970368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Still others reveled in the dude&#39;s palpable frustration.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Him with every reply <a href="https://t.co/vjneUzQrQb">pic.twitter.com/vjneUzQrQb</a></p>&mdash; PharmaDaddy (@Dr_Ezekwesili) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dr_Ezekwesili/status/1159565887021756429?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/AdhaZy/status/1159825039539052544</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Thank you, Alyssa, for some much-needed levity today 😍</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Woman posts photo wearing ex's shirt and then toys with him when he asks for it back.

Meet Alyssa, your new undisputed Internet queen:         View this post on Instagram           To Randi: who is forever close to my heart and always by my side ❤️ A post shared by  Alyssaa Stout (@alyssanikaye11) on May 22, 2018 at 12:25pm PDTI posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon pic.twitter.com/00ypwNBEf8&mdash; Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) August 7, 2019 She took a simple (if indelicately phrased) request and turned it into a masterful trolling opportunity. Alyssa, I hope you&#39;re comfortable with the legion of stans you&#39;re about to attract, because you&#39;ve made being online 1,000x better today.She took it upon herself to test the limits of her ex&#39;s reasoning skills when he slid into her DMs. She&#39;d posted a photo of herself wearing his shirt and when he asked for it back, she went into troll mode. Pettiness, thy name is Alyssa...  Twitter  Twitter  Twitter  Twitter...but she had good reason to be:Women are the epitome of petty sometimes 😂&mdash; Shooter McGavin (@mikeaul18) August 8, 2019 Just in case you were wondering. He already has his shirt back. He’s just to dumb to realize i gave it back MONTHS ago.&mdash; Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) August 8, 2019 The pic she posted was a #throwback, you see.The Twitterverse was split between not believing the incident happened at all and marveling at how gullible Alyssa&#39;s ex was.Why did he fall for this 😂&mdash; maddie hinton (@maddie_lynee) August 8, 2019  pic.twitter.com/TQfwiARtmp&mdash; HIBA (@hibatheeba) August 9, 2019  I think her ex is a blonde&mdash; 🌼📸 (@NazekDiazada) August 9, 2019 I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex.&mdash; Jakob with a K (@JakobBro_) August 8, 2019 The instinct to troll is strong with this one - and I&#39;m here for it.Tweet not sent: We are sorry, we are unable to send your tweet. Would you like to retry or save the tweet in your drafts?&mdash; Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) August 8, 2019 Hope does one date someone this dumb? I wouldn&#39;t make it 2 weeks.&mdash; New Tom (@NewTomBTW) August 9, 2019 You real life dated someone this kind of slow ? pic.twitter.com/w7OMwqzUhH&mdash; Swervho hittin licks again 🥴 (@CallMeSwervho) August 9, 2019 Still others reveled in the dude&#39;s palpable frustration.Him with every reply pic.twitter.com/vjneUzQrQb&mdash; PharmaDaddy (@Dr_Ezekwesili) August 8, 2019 https://twitter.com/AdhaZy/status/1159825039539052544Thank you, Alyssa, for some much-needed levity today 😍

Meet Alyssa, your new undisputed Internet queen:      She took a simple (if indelicately phrased) request and turned it into a masterful trolling opportunity. Alyssa, I hope you&#39;re comfortable with the legion of stans you&#39;re about...