If you're a human with a pulse, you're no doubt familiar with the pitfalls of Tinder and similar dating apps. Despite your attempts to use the service in good faith, there will always be other fish in the dating sea that spoil the experience - or at least memorably mar it. The nightmare parade begins as you swipe through and learn how other people see themselves - or at least how they want others to see them. The short list of 'masculine' activities men claim to engage in - game day with my bros, Bloody Mary brunch with my bros, camping and pissing on trees with my bros - to woo the fairer sex becomes boring quickly. Are you allergic to culture? Would it kill you to finish a book?!