Just in time for Valentine's Day, here is a demonstration of true love by a woman with a very calming voice assuring her big, burly Bart, who's just come home from dental surgery (and fallen off the couch) that he is safe from his biggest fear: that his head will fall off and no one will hear him call for help. Although nobody should ever want to be this high (and post-dental surgery videos have proven that America's dealers have stiff competition from America's dentists), it's hard not to be jealous of how gentle this woman's brain-tingle-inducing voice is:

Sources: h/t redditor RascalKing403