Relationships

<p>No matter how well you think you know your significant other, there are plenty of things you probably won&#39;t discover about them until you share a roof together. Everyone has weird quirks and idiosyncratic behaviors that they hide from everyone, until they no longer can. Because they have nowhere to hide. This is why co-habitation can take intimacy to new levels&mdash;and also push relationships to the limit (and sometimes past their breaking point).</p><p>Someone <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6rhk8t/whats_something_strange_that_you_disovered_about/" target="_blank">asked</a> cohabitants of Reddit: &quot;What&#39;s something strange that you discovered about your significant other after moving in together?&quot;</p><h2>These 20 people share the bizarre and surprising things they discovered about their partner once they lived under the same roof:</h2><h2>1.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Fruit-Viking/">Fruit-Viking</a> lives with a noisy tea-maker.</h2><blockquote> <p>My husband is deaf (to clarify, I <strong>did</strong> know this before we moved in together).</p> <p>The thing is, I had NO IDEA how loud he could be. It should have occurred to me sooner, but he has no concept of his own volume. Listening to him make a cup of tea is like having the cast of Stomp in our kitchen.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sauerpatchkid/">sauerpatchkid</a> lives with a time-saver.</h2><blockquote> <p>We&#39;ve been married a little over 10 years. I just realized a month ago, he lays his socks out every night before bed. Not a shirt, not a pair of pants or his belt, but his socks.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>He says he&#39;s been doing it since he was a kid. He hates wasting time trying to find mates. He likes to sleep in as late as he can before heading out the door, this I did know. It&#39;s a time saver. :)</p> </blockquote><h2>3.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/silence1545/">silence1545</a> lives with a cup-hoarder.</h2><blockquote> <p>Cups. New clean cup for every new drink, he is physically incapable of rinsing and reusing.</p> </blockquote><h2>4.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/fantochefou/">fantochefou</a> was a secret French-speaker.</h2><blockquote> <p>The other way around - it had just never come up in conversation that I&#39;m fluent in French. He seemed skeptical, so he &quot;quizzed&quot; me every so often. We had dated for about three years before he moved in. Now he just asks me to translate memes written in French.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/derpeedame12/">derpeedame12</a> lives with a phantom pooper.</h2><blockquote> <p>We&#39;ve been married for 21 years and I have only heard him burp maybe 2 times and fart about the same. He is also a phantom pooper.... no smell and he&#39;s in and out in record time. It&#39;s so weird.<br /> I&#39;m pretty normal in the gas department but feel like an absolute Neanderthal if I let one rip.</p> </blockquote><h2>6.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/littlebitchcake/">littlebitchcake</a> lives with a sleep-burper.</h2><blockquote> <p>He burps in his sleep, and when he burps, he actually says the word burp. It&#39;s bizarre.</p> </blockquote><h2>7.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/viktor72/">viktor72</a> lives in a sci fi movie.</h2><blockquote> <p>He is obsessed with programmable things. Now all of our lamps are programmed so if I walk into a room I have to go &quot;Alexa, turn on the lights.&quot; It&#39;s like living in some sci fi movie. It&#39;s fun until we get into a fight and then he f**ks with me by doing weird sh*t to the lights.</p> </blockquote><h2>8.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Tlehmann22/">Tlehmann22</a> lives with a chips-sucker.</h2><blockquote> <p>She sucks the seasoning off of chips before eating them. So weird</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mamacrocker/">mamacrocker</a> lives with a binger.</h2><blockquote> <p>He&#39;s a binger. If he finds a musician he likes, he&#39;ll buy the whole catalog. Cool video game? Stay up until all hours every night until he&#39;s gone all the way through it. Good book? Let&#39;s read everything that author ever wrote! He just tended to binge on something that grabbed his interest. After I called it to his attention, he became a little more balanced, but he still goes all-in on some things. It&#39;s sorta cute.</p> </blockquote><h2>10.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/greentreesbreezy/">greentreesbreezy</a> lives with a fresh-breathed showerer.</h2><blockquote> <p>He always brushes his teeth before hopping in the shower. All my life I&#39;ve brushed my teeth <em>after</em> I shower.</p> <p>It&#39;s obviously a really small thing. But it really stood out to me because I asked him why and he said he didn&#39;t like taking a shower tasting morning breath, preferred a fresh mouth so he could enjoy the shower.</p> <p>It seemed like such a good reason, in the moment I felt a little dumb doing it my way for so long.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/cutehulhu/">cutehulhu</a> lives with someone who likes her cooking TOO much.</h2><blockquote> <p>I thought he didn&#39;t like my cooking because he would rush into the plate and then not say anything afterwards to me. Turns out that when he eats something he really enjoys he will eat it REALLY vigorously and then have to recover from his food coma.</p> </blockquote><h2>12.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/xhaltdestroy/">xhaltdestroy</a> lives with a creative wiper.</h2><blockquote> <p>He stands with one foot on the toilet, and then crouches, to wipe. I have no idea. It always looks like he&#39;s trying to put in a tampon for the first time.</p> </blockquote><h2>13.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PM_ME_YOR_BEWBS/">PM_ME_YOR_BEWBS</a> lives with a cupboard ninja.</h2><blockquote> <p>My wife leaves cupboards open, like all of them.</p> </blockquote><h2>14.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mus_maximus/">mus_maximus</a> lives with a werewolf?!</h2><blockquote> <p>I know the dude has body hair. It&#39;s cute. I like it.</p> <p>I had no idea that his body hair apparently explodes off him with great violence every time he takes a shower. Shower clogs have gone from a once-a-year thing, maybe, if I do a leg shave after winter, to a monthly thing. It&#39;s all thick, curly brown man-fur.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Is... is this a common thing? Does it happen to other guys?</p> <p>Also, unless acted upon by an outside vagina, he goes to bed fully clothed and then wriggles out of his clothing throughout the night.</p> </blockquote><h2>15.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Kokoro87/">Kokoro87</a> lives with a loud chewer.</h2><blockquote> <p>When she chews, it sounds like megatron and optimus prime having an adult party.</p> </blockquote><h2>16.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MovingTarget_086/">MovingTarget_086</a> lives with a crier.</h2><blockquote> <p>She cries all the time. 90% of the time because of the movie/TV show/Pod cast she is watching. Other 15% is just random &quot;im so lucky to have you&quot; happy crying. Is both endearing and funny to me. Her first mistake was when i found out she crys to beauty and the beast music. Now i will make her dinner and listen to the music while i cook forcing her to come and cry with me or to throw things at me while laughing/crying. Its adorable.</p> </blockquote><h2>17.) [deleted] lives with human Shamu.</h2><blockquote> <p>She opens cereal boxes like Bruce Banner would mid hulk transformation, and she also washes her face by splashing water into her face with reckless abandon. Bathroom counter looks like the end of a SeaWorld show. Minus the animal cruelty.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Grasshopperontheroad/">Grasshopperontheroad</a> lives with a chronic snuggler.</h2><blockquote> <p>He doesn&#39;t just snuggle me because it&#39;s cute and I&#39;m only over every once and a while, he HAS TO BE the big spoon to something when he sleeps. Every night he snuggles with me all night, and even when I&#39;m not around when he goes to bed, he cuddles the Pillows, balled up covers, the cat, a piles of clothes...it&#39;s adorable</p> </blockquote><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Supertumor/">Supertumor</a> lives with a toilet paper saver.</h2><blockquote> <p>He only uses one square of toilet paper to wipe his ass. He tears it off the roll, folds it into a triangle (like hotel style) and wipes. If he needs another piece, he slowly does this all over again. Weird sh*t.</p> </blockquote><h2>20.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Diamond5IsAwful/">Diamond5IsAwful</a> lives with a butt-wiggler.</h2><blockquote> <p>Late to the thread, but my girlfriend wiggles her butt back and forth every night until she falls asleep. She says it helps her relax, and honestly it&#39;s the cutest thing ever.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 people share the strange thing they learned about their partner after they moved in.

No matter how well you think you know your significant other, there are plenty of things you probably won&#39;t discover about them until you share a roof together. Everyone has weird quirks and idiosyncratic behaviors that they hide from everyone, until they no longer can. Because they have nowhere to hide. This is why co-habitation can take intimacy to new levels&mdash;and also push relationships to the limit (and sometimes past their breaking point).Someone asked cohabitants of Reddit: &quot;What&#39;s something strange that you discovered about your significant other after moving in together?&quot;These 20 people share the bizarre and surprising things they discovered about their partner once they lived under the same roof:1.) Fruit-Viking lives with a noisy tea-maker. My husband is deaf (to clarify, I did know this before we moved in together). The thing is, I had NO IDEA how loud he could be. It should have occurred to me sooner, but he has no concept of his own volume. Listening to him make a cup of tea is like having the cast of Stomp in our kitchen. 2.) sauerpatchkid lives with a time-saver. We&#39;ve been married a little over 10 years. I just realized a month ago, he lays his socks out every night before bed. Not a shirt, not a pair of pants or his belt, but his socks.  He says he&#39;s been doing it since he was a kid. He hates wasting time trying to find mates. He likes to sleep in as late as he can before heading out the door, this I did know. It&#39;s a time saver. :) 3.) silence1545 lives with a cup-hoarder. Cups. New clean cup for every new drink, he is physically incapable of rinsing and reusing. 4.) fantochefou was a secret French-speaker. The other way around - it had just never come up in conversation that I&#39;m fluent in French. He seemed skeptical, so he &quot;quizzed&quot; me every so often. We had dated for about three years before he moved in. Now he just asks me to translate memes written in French. 5.) derpeedame12 lives with a phantom pooper. We&#39;ve been married for 21 years and I have only heard him burp maybe 2 times and fart about the same. He is also a phantom pooper.... no smell and he&#39;s in and out in record time. It&#39;s so weird. I&#39;m pretty normal in the gas department but feel like an absolute Neanderthal if I let one rip. 6.) littlebitchcake lives with a sleep-burper. He burps in his sleep, and when he burps, he actually says the word burp. It&#39;s bizarre. 7.) viktor72 lives in a sci fi movie. He is obsessed with programmable things. Now all of our lamps are programmed so if I walk into a room I have to go &quot;Alexa, turn on the lights.&quot; It&#39;s like living in some sci fi movie. It&#39;s fun until we get into a fight and then he f**ks with me by doing weird sh*t to the lights. 8.) Tlehmann22 lives with a chips-sucker. She sucks the seasoning off of chips before eating them. So weird 9.) mamacrocker lives with a binger. He&#39;s a binger. If he finds a musician he likes, he&#39;ll buy the whole catalog. Cool video game? Stay up until all hours every night until he&#39;s gone all the way through it. Good book? Let&#39;s read everything that author ever wrote! He just tended to binge on something that grabbed his interest. After I called it to his attention, he became a little more balanced, but he still goes all-in on some things. It&#39;s sorta cute. 10.) greentreesbreezy lives with a fresh-breathed showerer. He always brushes his teeth before hopping in the shower. All my life I&#39;ve brushed my teeth after I shower. It&#39;s obviously a really small thing. But it really stood out to me because I asked him why and he said he didn&#39;t like taking a shower tasting morning breath, preferred a fresh mouth so he could enjoy the shower. It seemed like such a good reason, in the moment I felt a little dumb doing it my way for so long. 11.) cutehulhu lives with someone who likes her cooking TOO much. I thought he didn&#39;t like my cooking because he would rush into the plate and then not say anything afterwards to me. Turns out that when he eats something he really enjoys he will eat it REALLY vigorously and then have to recover from his food coma. 12.) xhaltdestroy lives with a creative wiper. He stands with one foot on the toilet, and then crouches, to wipe. I have no idea. It always looks like he&#39;s trying to put in a tampon for the first time. 13.) PM_ME_YOR_BEWBS lives with a cupboard ninja. My wife leaves cupboards open, like all of them. 14.) mus_maximus lives with a werewolf?! I know the dude has body hair. It&#39;s cute. I like it. I had no idea that his body hair apparently explodes off him with great violence every time he takes a shower. Shower clogs have gone from a once-a-year thing, maybe, if I do a leg shave after winter, to a monthly thing. It&#39;s all thick, curly brown man-fur.  Is... is this a common thing? Does it happen to other guys? Also, unless acted upon by an outside vagina, he goes to bed fully clothed and then wriggles out of his clothing throughout the night. 15.) Kokoro87 lives with a loud chewer. When she chews, it sounds like megatron and optimus prime having an adult party. 16.) MovingTarget_086 lives with a crier. She cries all the time. 90% of the time because of the movie/TV show/Pod cast she is watching. Other 15% is just random &quot;im so lucky to have you&quot; happy crying. Is both endearing and funny to me. Her first mistake was when i found out she crys to beauty and the beast music. Now i will make her dinner and listen to the music while i cook forcing her to come and cry with me or to throw things at me while laughing/crying. Its adorable. 17.) [deleted] lives with human Shamu. She opens cereal boxes like Bruce Banner would mid hulk transformation, and she also washes her face by splashing water into her face with reckless abandon. Bathroom counter looks like the end of a SeaWorld show. Minus the animal cruelty. 18.) Grasshopperontheroad lives with a chronic snuggler. He doesn&#39;t just snuggle me because it&#39;s cute and I&#39;m only over every once and a while, he HAS TO BE the big spoon to something when he sleeps. Every night he snuggles with me all night, and even when I&#39;m not around when he goes to bed, he cuddles the Pillows, balled up covers, the cat, a piles of clothes...it&#39;s adorable 19. Supertumor lives with a toilet paper saver. He only uses one square of toilet paper to wipe his ass. He tears it off the roll, folds it into a triangle (like hotel style) and wipes. If he needs another piece, he slowly does this all over again. Weird sh*t. 20.) Diamond5IsAwful lives with a butt-wiggler. Late to the thread, but my girlfriend wiggles her butt back and forth every night until she falls asleep. She says it helps her relax, and honestly it&#39;s the cutest thing ever. 

No matter how well you think you know your significant other, there are plenty of things you probably won&#39;t discover about them until you share a roof together. Everyone has weird quirks and idiosyncratic behaviors that they hide from...