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<p>Everyone has made mistakes in the bedroom, but most don&#39;t end in a trip to the ER.</p><h2>When a married couple decided to have a kinky morning romp involving some very pointy heels, he ended up in the hospital while she ended up in jail (both by accident).</h2><p>With her husband now recovered from the mishap and able to laugh about the incident, the wife <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/due188/tifu_by_stabbing_my_husband_while_we_were_both/" target="_blank">shared the story</a> online.</p><h2>The wife explains her husband has a submissive fetish, and regularly polishes her shoes and dotes on her feet.</h2><p>She writes:</p><blockquote> <p>My (F27) husband (M29) is a stay-at-home dad while I am a working wife. Every morning, before I leave for work, my husband polishes my shoes.</p> <p>Since he has a submissive fetish, and I get some kinky pleasure out of this as well, what usually happens is that I would stand two steps up from the ground floor while my husband would kiss my feet and suck my toes. He would put my socks and shoes on, and then polish my shoes while I am wearing them, Then, he would prostrate at the bottom of the steps while I would literally (albeit lightly) step on his head out the door.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>She put on a pair of heels, sharpened to resemble the knife stilettos an iconic Lemony Snicket character wears. Just as things started getting hot, her weapon-grade shoe stabbed her husband in the neck.</h2><blockquote> <p>I had an event to get after work so I decided to spice things up and wear some high heels to work. In fact, I got them kind of sharpened as I was trying to imitate Esme Squalor (couldn&#39;t literally use knifes as heels as that wouldn&#39;t be practical).</p> <p>So anyway, my husband kissed my feet, sucked my toes, put on my heels and started polishing them. He prostrated as usual, and not wanting to place my heels on his head, I thought I would aim for his shoulder blade. Unfortunately I missed and ending up stabbing the back of his neck.</p> </blockquote><h2>With his neck bleeding, they headed to the emergency room. Embarrassed to explain the situation, the woman lied and told doctors the couple had a fight. The police were called, and she was arrested.</h2><blockquote> <p>He started bleeding so I called 911 and he was taken to the ER. I told the doctors that we were having a fight in which I stabbed him with my heel.</p> <p>So they called the police and I was arrested for domestic abuse until my husband was discharged from the hospital and able to convince the officers what really happened. He was extremely embarrassed to do so, and the police kept telling him that men can be abused as well, etc... Neither my husband or I have ever been this publicly embarrassed. I&#39;m just glad that I wasn&#39;t literally using knives for heels.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>After sharing her story with the masses, the woman was inundated with questions and clarified a few key details:</h2><blockquote> <p>We are NOT a BDSM couple. Yes he shines by shoes and prostrates to me. But I do not go around torturing him. It&#39;s not a BDSM type of submission fetish. More of a &quot;I wear the pants&quot; kind of submission.</p> <p>I decided to sharpen my heels instead. Just like how one would sharpen anything else. By squaring out the corners and making them pointier. And moving the bottom square in so the part touching the floor is sharp edges. Got a cobbler (yes they do still exist) to do it.</p> </blockquote><h2>With the masses demanding pictures of this blood-drawing shoe, she shared the worst news of all: the shoes were confiscated.</h2><blockquote> <p>I do not have pictures of the heels. The police seized them and won&#39;t give it back.</p> </blockquote><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="419" src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/1c3fbdfe5b7888a2f1839255c340b7a6/tumblr_p69iov5M721w4b19oo1_500.png" width="500" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>The whole situation could have been less painful (pun intended) if the woman had just fessed up to the doctors about their bedroom activities, as many commentors pointed out.</h2><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/qyjq/">Qyjg</a> summed it up best, writing:</p><blockquote> <p>In conclusion: no matter how embarrassing, tell the truth. At least you probably won&rsquo;t get arrested if you do.</p> </blockquote><p>To which <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Maharajison/">Maharajison</a> recommends:</p><blockquote> <p>Unless you <em>do</em> intentionally stab your husband, then you should just lie about it being a submissive fetish of his.</p> </blockquote><p>Moving forward, this couple might want to enact a &quot;no shoes in the house&quot; policy, along with a cover story for their kids about what caused the scar on dad&#39;s neck.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Woman shares how she accidentally stabbed her husband with a shoe during sex.

Everyone has made mistakes in the bedroom, but most don&#39;t end in a trip to the ER.When a married couple decided to have a kinky morning romp involving some very pointy heels, he ended up in the hospital while she ended up in jail (both by accident).With her husband now recovered from the mishap and able to laugh about the incident, the wife shared the story online.The wife explains her husband has a submissive fetish, and regularly polishes her shoes and dotes on her feet.She writes: My (F27) husband (M29) is a stay-at-home dad while I am a working wife. Every morning, before I leave for work, my husband polishes my shoes. Since he has a submissive fetish, and I get some kinky pleasure out of this as well, what usually happens is that I would stand two steps up from the ground floor while my husband would kiss my feet and suck my toes. He would put my socks and shoes on, and then polish my shoes while I am wearing them, Then, he would prostrate at the bottom of the steps while I would literally (albeit lightly) step on his head out the door. She put on a pair of heels, sharpened to resemble the knife stilettos an iconic Lemony Snicket character wears. Just as things started getting hot, her weapon-grade shoe stabbed her husband in the neck. I had an event to get after work so I decided to spice things up and wear some high heels to work. In fact, I got them kind of sharpened as I was trying to imitate Esme Squalor (couldn&#39;t literally use knifes as heels as that wouldn&#39;t be practical). So anyway, my husband kissed my feet, sucked my toes, put on my heels and started polishing them. He prostrated as usual, and not wanting to place my heels on his head, I thought I would aim for his shoulder blade. Unfortunately I missed and ending up stabbing the back of his neck. With his neck bleeding, they headed to the emergency room. Embarrassed to explain the situation, the woman lied and told doctors the couple had a fight. The police were called, and she was arrested. He started bleeding so I called 911 and he was taken to the ER. I told the doctors that we were having a fight in which I stabbed him with my heel. So they called the police and I was arrested for domestic abuse until my husband was discharged from the hospital and able to convince the officers what really happened. He was extremely embarrassed to do so, and the police kept telling him that men can be abused as well, etc... Neither my husband or I have ever been this publicly embarrassed. I&#39;m just glad that I wasn&#39;t literally using knives for heels. After sharing her story with the masses, the woman was inundated with questions and clarified a few key details: We are NOT a BDSM couple. Yes he shines by shoes and prostrates to me. But I do not go around torturing him. It&#39;s not a BDSM type of submission fetish. More of a &quot;I wear the pants&quot; kind of submission. I decided to sharpen my heels instead. Just like how one would sharpen anything else. By squaring out the corners and making them pointier. And moving the bottom square in so the part touching the floor is sharp edges. Got a cobbler (yes they do still exist) to do it. With the masses demanding pictures of this blood-drawing shoe, she shared the worst news of all: the shoes were confiscated. I do not have pictures of the heels. The police seized them and won&#39;t give it back. The whole situation could have been less painful (pun intended) if the woman had just fessed up to the doctors about their bedroom activities, as many commentors pointed out.Qyjg summed it up best, writing: In conclusion: no matter how embarrassing, tell the truth. At least you probably won&rsquo;t get arrested if you do. To which Maharajison recommends: Unless you do intentionally stab your husband, then you should just lie about it being a submissive fetish of his. Moving forward, this couple might want to enact a &quot;no shoes in the house&quot; policy, along with a cover story for their kids about what caused the scar on dad&#39;s neck.

Everyone has made mistakes in the bedroom, but most don&#39;t end in a trip to the ER.  When a married couple decided to have a kinky morning romp involving some very pointy heels, he ended up in the hospital while she ended up in jail...