Valentine's Day is a very special holiday invented by corporations to sell chocolates, Bridget Jones movies, and disappointment. Every year, a handful of couples across the world will enjoy a romantic and mutually gratifying Valentine's Day, while billions of others will disappoint their lovers with sub-par gifts and underwhelming expressions of love conveyed by Hallmark cards.
But no matter how much you ultimately disappoint, or are disappointed by, your lover this Valentine's Day, it probably won't be as bad as the stories in this popular Reddit thread about the "worst possible" Valentine's Day gifts of all time.
1.) From wacht:
Once I ordered my girlfriend flowers that didn't arrive (or were stolen from the porch), so I gave her the delivery confirmation instead.
It was not as funny as I thought it would be.