Sure, this seems like a good idea in theory: Everyone gets herded onto the ride in an orderly fashion, filling each seat without splitting up any parties. But that's until Lonely Craig starts showing up every day around the same time, refusing to leave until you introduce him to someone he "can really connect with." It's annoying, but imagine the business opportunity: "Tired of OKCupid? eHarmony? Match.com? Try this rickety, dangerous-looking Ferris wheel!"
[ Via 9GAG]