A Redditor claims to have found this list at his local Wal-Mart, and we don't care if it's fake. We just want to spend the rest of our day wondering what "white people bread" might be. It could just be white bread, but we hope it's the Ezekial Sprouted Grain they sell at Trader Joe's. Or maybe mini-toasts? If you aren't sure what a "dong bag" is, then you've never experienced that special moment when you're making out with a special lady, and she lets you know you're about to get lucky by whispering in your ear, "Do you have a dong bag?"
[ Via Redditor Matttttttt]