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There are a lot of reasons we wish Bob Barker was still hosting The Price is Right — from the backstage intrigue of the frequent sexual harassment scandals to the fact that skinny Drew Carey resembles a slowly deflating balloon — but most of all, we'd just love to hear the longtime neutering advocate start using this as his signature sign-off line. We can only assume this advertising agency is staffed solely by '90s era stand-up comedians, as further evidenced by their "Women Be Shoppin'" campaign for J.C. Penney and their "Black People Walk Like This, White People Walk Like This" ad for Dr. Scholl's.