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27 Products For People Who Just Can't Ever Get Enough D**k

27 Products For People Who Just Can't Ever Get Enough D**k

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First off, I think dicks are pretty gross. And I'm not entirely sure how women put up with them. They're veiny, creepy little flesh monsters that serve next to no purpose besides helping you unrightfully earn 30% more than women. But some women just can’t get enough d**k. And I respect that. Which is why I've taken the time to compile this list of things you can turn to when your thirst for c**k is purely insatiable. Things like...

1. These veiny, throbbing, dick-shaped lipsticks.


Multiple colors available on Amazon for $15.

2. This rock-hard, but also rock-soft throw pillow.


Get it on Amazon for $8.99.

3. This penis egg-fryer, which is funny because that's what penises kind of do to a woman's eggs: fry them.


$6.75 seems like a reasonable price to pay for all of your eggs to look like a penis.

4. This cockfetti, so you can make it rain dicks whenever you want.

Get it on Amazon here.

Sources: This post first appeared on Pizzabottle
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