First off, I think dicks are pretty gross. And I'm not entirely sure how women put up with them. They're veiny, creepy little flesh monsters that serve next to no purpose besides helping you unrightfully earn 30% more than women. But some women just can’t get enough d**k. And I respect that. Which is why I've taken the time to compile this list of things you can turn to when your thirst for c**k is purely insatiable. Things like...
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