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An 82-year-old Wisconsin woman called 9-1-1 lat week to report a woman chanting "ISIS IS GOOD! ISIS IS GREAT!" during sex, in what must have been an orgasm so mind-blowing that it caused its recipient to join the Islamic State (they are getting so effective at recruitment tactics!). Either that, or the old lady misheard something—which old ladies have occasionally been known to do.

"ISIS IS GREAT!" she screamed, while still probably wondering if her o-face was weird.
"ISIS IS GREAT!" she screamed, while still probably wondering if her o-face was weird.
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Police in Brown Deer, Wisconsin just told the woman to call back if they heard ISIS sex chants again, and Police Chief Michael Kass said that the elderly woman, “may be taking see something, say something a little too far.”

Sources: KCTV News