Female driver's attempt to fit in a quick diddle during traffic jam ends badly.

Female driver's attempt to fit in a quick diddle during traffic jam ends badly.
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There are only, like, three places you shouldn't ever masturbate. One of them is behind the wheel of a car, as an English woman recently learned when she struck a seafood delivery van from behind.

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The woman in question, whose name has not been released by police, needed to kill some time while she was stuck in traffic in Circencester, England. Because it's both criminal and wrong to poke around on your phone behind the wheel, she decided instead to poke around herself, busting out a Rampant Rabbit vibrator and taking her pleasure into her own hands. She got carried away, lifted her foot off the brake slightly, and her Mini Cooper rammed the vehicle in front of her, an M&J Seafood delivery van.

The poor guy driving the van was working his first day on the job after a long stretch of unemployment. He was worried he was going to get fired, until his boss told him that they have a security camera on the van, which picked up every detail. Every hot and dirty detail. (The video was not released to the public.)

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