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Redditor PictureIt-Sicily, who manages AirBnB properties, had a guest with an itch he really needed to scratch. An itch on his penis.

Having not packed accordingly, the guest reached out for some info on getting supplies, which resulted in this gross conversation.

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We got into a fierce debate in the Someecards office over whether or not this could actually be real. There are "masturbation truthers" among us.

Someone on Reddit asked for further details, and PictureIt-Sicily added an epilogue: After talking to Airbnb customer service, the horny man has been evicted.

He has to be gone by my checkout time which is half an hour from now. My boyfriend is over there right now monitoring to make sure he doesn't cause problems on his way out.

The BEST part is that I get to keep his full payment! I'm not sure if Airbnb is refunding him themselves, but they said specifically that his payout to me won't be clawed back. He was supposed to stay another 4 nights so I expected them to take back the amount for those 4 nights but nope, I get paid and the room is now open for a new guest to book.

Unfortunately because the reservation was canceled, I can't leave him a scathing review. I really hope AirBNB bans his account because even besides this, he was a shit guest.

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Next time you need to masturbate in an Airbnb, make sure you're prepared.

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Or, just don't.