This giant handmade condom pillow and blanket — which are actual products available on Etsy — might be a more effective form of birth control than actual condoms. With a pick-up line like, "Hey baby, there's room for two inside this enormous pretend penis sleeve," unwanted pregnancies will be your last concern. There's even a special pocket that holds real condoms, if by some miracle your bizarre preoccupation with making your bedroom look like an X-rated version of Honey I Shrunk The Kids somehow manages to not scare away everyone you know.

Sources: Etsy