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If you've ever wondered if you have the prettiest butthole in all the land, here's your chance to find out. A sex toy maker by the name of Brian Sloan is holding a contest to find the world's most beautiful anus.

Sloan has already held scrotum and vagina beauty contests, but according to The Daily Dot, he's ready to delve into the "taboo hole."

"The anus is a special hole, for sure not as desired as the mouth or vulva, but desired nonetheless," Sloan said. Well, we certainly are glad the anus is finally getting its well-deserved moment in the spotlight.

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So how does one find the world's most beautiful anus? People can submit their photos to the contest site. The Daily Dot reports that "the metadata is scrubbed from the photos, and participants have the option of using an alias." Privacy is very important here.

From there, it's up to the internet to vote for their favorite butthole. The three winners will not only get to split $10,000, they'll also have their anuses 3-D scanned so that Sloan can manufacture replicas to sell to the masses. Wow. What a prize.

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You may be thinking that you've heard it all by now. But wait, there's more! The contest also has its very own theme song.

What is this world coming to?