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Bartenders dish the smoothest pick-up lines that actually got their customers laid.

Bartenders dish the smoothest pick-up lines that actually got their customers laid.

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Nearly every job comes with its own set of fringe benefits—wonderful bonuses that can only come with a certain line of work. Office workers get free donuts, for example; bartenders get to watch drunk people shed their inhibitions and shamelessly and aggressively hit on each other.

Recently, some real-life bartenders took to Reddit to share the most ridiculous pick-up lines they ever heard customers use—some of which are so ridiculous that they actually worked.

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1. A lot of people have a type. The woman that xray_anonymous saw? Her type is dudes named Ben.

Bar tended in college. Guy walked up to a girl at the bar, goes "Hi my name is Ben*, and I'm going to buy you drinks until you find me attractive." Girl smiled and laughed and he asked what she would like to drink. She looked him over (he was already very attractive), turned to me and said "In that case, I'll have a water." He definitely got it that night.

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