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Relationships are all about give and take. For example, in this situation, a woman named Hannah (@lovecloud on Twitter) said she'd gladly give her boyfriend a blowjob if he took the time to write an essay detailing why she should.

In a since deleted tweet, Hannah posted a text exchange between she and her boyfriend ("Man Candy"), in which she said, "I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why I should suck your dick. Due by midnight tonight," and he replied, "I'll fucking do it."

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And the dude seriously was happy to oblige, as evidenced by the essay he emailed her in response. He must reeeealllly want that blowjob. Nothing like a man with a big…thesis statement.

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His essay argued, in essence, that she should blow him because it would improve her self-esteem. Hmm, questionable hypothesis, but okay. In part of his essay, he wrote,

Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning the frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-esteem.

No word on whether or not the blowjob was actually given/received, but according to the Dude Comedy website, Hannah later commented on her tweet, saying,

FOR THOSE WONDERING: we have been dating for a year. Yes, I do plan on marrying him. No, I didn’t really expect him to write the essay. LOL

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Ah, romance.

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