<p>Some people keep old toys for nostalgia&#39;s sake. Some keep their old action figures safely packed in their original packaging as collectibles. And some adults use children&#39;s toys for <em>adult </em>reasons.</p><p>(<a href="https://www.someecards.com/love/sex/woman-butt-plug-stuck-bowels/">Sexual pleasure.</a> The &quot;adult reasons&quot; are sexual pleasure.)</p><p>Here are five powerful tales of grown-ups holding on to their inner children... directly inside.</p><h2>1. Buzz Lightyear</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Buzz Lightyear" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" original-title="" src="http://i.imgur.com/YaPXgQH.jpg" /></div> <figcaption>He&#39;s got a friend in him.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This x-ray is literally in the Rectal Foreign Object Hall of Fame, a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Stuck-Up-Inserted-Ingested-Shouldnt/dp/0312680082" target="_blank">real book</a> and rec-tacular tome called &quot;Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn&#39;t Be.&quot; In 2011, <em><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/buzz-lightyear-butthole-photo-xray/#.TsZl_3N5vrV">TMZ</a> </em>shared the photo with the world, and it was never the same. Buzz Lightyear was stuck where usually a Woody would be.</p><h2>2. Barbie Doll</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="A Barbie girl in a whole new Barbie world." data-attribution="RantNOW " data-attribution-url="http://www.rantnow.com/2014/10/06/20-things-people-have-actually-gotten-stuck-up-their-butts/" height="360" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/localseoguide-j8aOy8.jpg" width="640" /></div> <figcaption>A Barbie girl in a whole new Barbie world.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.rantnow.com/2014/10/06/20-things-people-have-actually-gotten-stuck-up-their-butts/">RantNOW </a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>A Barbie doll was subjected to a sick, sick type of torture, first decapitated and then held captive in a smelly, stinky place. But she&#39;s Barbie. She can do everything.</p><p>Such images have been floating around the internet and we don&#39;t necessarily know the story behind them (hehe, behind them)... but you can use your imagination.</p><h2>3. Toy Car</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Hot for Hot Wheels." data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" height="450" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/7oqbnlx-3q2aMG.jpg" width="450" /></div> <figcaption>Hot for Hot Wheels.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Check out this rearview mirror: someone was enjoying a race that got 2 Fast, 2 Furious. Here&#39;s hoping the car could back out with some four wheel drive.</p><h2>4. Toy Submarine</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="A brown submarine." data-attribution="Shutterstock" data-attribution-url="" height="475" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/shutterstock315116531-beGViY.jpg" width="977" /></div> <figcaption>A brown submarine.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Shutterstock</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><em><a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/g3749/things-found-in-butts/?slide=12">Cosmopolitan</a> </em>reports that according to the <a href="https://www.cpsc.gov/Research--Statistics/NEISS-Injury-Data/">United States Consumer Product Safety Commission</a>, a toy submarine had to be fished out of someone&#39;s buttocks, from 20,000 leagues within the b.</p><h2>5. Candy Cane</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="The spirit of Christmas has been inside you the whole time." data-attribution="craigboyce" data-attribution-url="http://www.craigboyce.com/w/2013/12/dont-do-this/" height="425" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/candy-cane-x-ray-7E1ord.jpg" width="755" /></div> <figcaption>The spirit of Christmas has been inside you the whole time.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.craigboyce.com/w/2013/12/dont-do-this/">craigboyce</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>While not technically a children&#39;s toy, the magic and whimsy of Christmas decorations brings you right back to childhood. And this festive patient felt the magic deep inside.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

5 children’s toys adults got stuck up their butts.

Some people keep old toys for nostalgia&#39;s sake. Some keep their old action figures safely packed in their original packaging as collectibles. And some adults use children&#39;s toys for adult reasons.(Sexual pleasure. The &quot;adult reasons&quot; are sexual pleasure.)Here are five powerful tales of grown-ups holding on to their inner children... directly inside.1. Buzz Lightyear He&#39;s got a friend in him. ImgurThis x-ray is literally in the Rectal Foreign Object Hall of Fame, a real book and rec-tacular tome called &quot;Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn&#39;t Be.&quot; In 2011, TMZ shared the photo with the world, and it was never the same. Buzz Lightyear was stuck where usually a Woody would be.2. Barbie Doll A Barbie girl in a whole new Barbie world. RantNOW A Barbie doll was subjected to a sick, sick type of torture, first decapitated and then held captive in a smelly, stinky place. But she&#39;s Barbie. She can do everything.Such images have been floating around the internet and we don&#39;t necessarily know the story behind them (hehe, behind them)... but you can use your imagination.3. Toy Car Hot for Hot Wheels. ImgurCheck out this rearview mirror: someone was enjoying a race that got 2 Fast, 2 Furious. Here&#39;s hoping the car could back out with some four wheel drive.4. Toy Submarine A brown submarine. ShutterstockCosmopolitan reports that according to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, a toy submarine had to be fished out of someone&#39;s buttocks, from 20,000 leagues within the b.5. Candy Cane The spirit of Christmas has been inside you the whole time. craigboyceWhile not technically a children&#39;s toy, the magic and whimsy of Christmas decorations brings you right back to childhood. And this festive patient felt the magic deep inside.