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They call it a battle, but in my experience, anytime dicks and clits bump heads, everyone wins.

Ah, genitals. Will we ever get tired of talking about them, singing about them, or unconsciously designing our culture's monuments to look like them? No. Evolution and the continuation of our species (and all species) demand we be very genital-obsessed. It's how we all got here. That doesn't mean we can't argue about whose uglies are better to bump. I can't say I've ever seen it in rap-battle form before, but I love it. This is part of the "Cliteracy" series going on over at the Huffington post, which is being spearheaded by artist and writer Sophia Wallace. Here is Someecards writer Jake Currie modeling one of her best-known works: