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A man named Ben Lauder will be forever associated with the Google result "cock ring" after an unfortunate sex toy mishap went predictably viral on Twitter.

Lauder, 20, apparently left his, ahem, cock ring, on his girlfriend's bedside table, which seems like a reasonable place to leave it unless there's a curious little kid in the house. After work, Lauder opened his phone to this shocking text:

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Anytime someone texts you "one second..." you know something special's about to happen. Steel yourself for this one.

"No f*cking way!!!" is probably not the reaction you're having. You're probably screaming "THAT'S SO DISGUSTING" or something of that nature. Or maybe "THAT'S A COOL WATCH." I'm sure you'll let us know in the comments. No reaction is too strong.

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Lauder, who tweeted the interaction with nary a second thought, either has no shame or was dreamed up by the viral content gods on a slow news day. Either way, there's a valuable lesson to be learned here. Kids are great.

Please protect them from your sex toys, because all they see are "toys."