Turnaround, every now and then you get a little bit lonely in anticipation of the total eclipse of the sun.
"Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR," the post is titled, getting right to the point without proper punctuation.
"I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure," the post begins. "My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal."
The seemingly Aryan exceptionalist is "looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon."
Are you quivering with desire yet? There's more.
If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.
When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
The thirst is real, as is the desire to build a superior race.
In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...
You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.
As commenter on Jezebel noted that this Craigslist guy sounds like a sort of Nazi Dwight Schrute.
As The Oregonian notes, fertilization does not happen immediately during the moment of copulation, so it's unlikely that even if you ejaculate while pointing your penis towards the sun, it won't instantly create a New World Order. Sorry, dude.