The big blonde Danes are apparently too busy enjoying their socialist utopia to have sex, which is sparking a bit of a population panic in their country, one the Spies Travel agency is happy to capitalize on with their Do It For Denmark campaign. In this slightly unnerving promotion, the agency has created the Spies Parent Purchase promotion, which encourages wannabe grandmothers (and presumably grandfathers) to send their offspring on a sunny vacation f***fest. It's super sexy, kind of sweet, and very funny, especially the part with the shish kabob:

Sources: Spies Rejser