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When Alexander Graham Bell invited the telephone, he probably never dreamed that his creation would be used to send naughty pictures back and forth. But it is 2016 and here we are.

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Esquire and sex vlogger Shan Boody came up with some best practices to take your dick pics to the next level. But before you whip it out and start taking pictures of your peen, please remember that there is absolutely nothing appealing about an unsolicited dick pic. Ever. Once you have consent from the person who will receive your penis portraitures, sure, knock yourself out.

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Well, that was some interesting advice to say the least. While we cannot condone writing on your penis or really sending dick pics at all, these unconventional methods will definitely get someone's attention! Perhaps not the kind of attention you would want, but definitely attention.