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Everyone dreams about turning their sexts into a reality—and EMOJIbator does just that. The eggplant emoji is the most popular stand-in for a penis in texting, and the vibrator is the most popular stand-in for a penis in reality, so the people at EMOJIbator took the next logical step and combined the two for the ultimate experience.

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The EMOJIbator is an eggplant-shaped vibrator, that according to the website, has "10 vibration settings that always hit the spot" and a "Healthy serving of vitamin D." That's a metaphor, though, in case you were worried it emits UV rays when its vibrating.