Being a flight attendant is a unique job that combines the excitement of meeting people and germs from around the world, and then catching those people and germs boning in the bathroom. Today on Reddit, flight attendants (and a few passengers) shared stories of witnessing horny couples perform the ritual necessary to join the Mile High Club, and how that actually goes down in real life.

Here are nine of stories of times passengers decided to "drink an in-flight cocktail." Also, if reading these stories puts you in the mood to screw at 30,000 feet, there are a few tips and tricks along the way to help you get away with it.