Do you know what your kids are doing? Probably watching this One Direction flopping wang Vine.

Do you know what your kids are doing? Probably watching this One Direction flopping wang Vine.
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Louis Tomlinson's junk does not subscribe to the "one direction" directive.

I might be an old straight guy, but I am not completely without empathy. Sure, I don't know exactly what it's like to be a teenaged girl or a teenaged gay dude (or an old gay dude for that matter), but I can try to see the world through their eyes. And when I do that while looking at this Vine of One Direction's Louis Tomlinson—which Perez Hilton thinks might be "the best Vine in the history of existence!!!" —I think to myself: "Wow! That dick is flapping around all over the place! Amazing!"

While continuously repeating videos of flapping dicks hold very little interest to me personally, I can imagine why a One Direction fan might take this Vine and hold it close to his or her heart and never, ever, ever let it go.

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