Some phrases are exactly the right thing to say in a certain situation. In the throes of passions, you want to mutter (or shout) something that's both sexy and not weird. At a funeral, you've got to choose your words carefully so that they are both respectful and comforting.
Somehow, several geniuses on Reddit realized that a lot of things a person would reasonably say during sex are the exact same things that might be overheard at a funeral.
Here are the most hilarious examples of this linguistic phenomenon.
1. Appreciate your efficiency, Malthazzar.
"I came as soon as I could."
2. Glad you came, MikoSqz.
"It's OK, daddy's here."