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Let's just get this over with: Amazon is listing a product called the Glow N Dark Pussy Snorkel. The cunnilingus safety device is currently unavailable for purchase, but worth knowing about because its purpose and description would even make the cashier at your local Spencer's blush.

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Here is how the Pussy Snorkel is being marketed.

The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

Sources: Jezebel | Amazon