Warning: These tales are definitely NSFW (duh).
Look, we all know that as great as it can be, sex is, at its core, basically disgusting. It involves bodily fluids (ew) and often a whole lot of gross noises and ridiculous face-making. But these stories from Reddit take nasty to a whole new level. For. Real. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!
So a few years ago I had brought a new girl back to my apartment after being out drinking all evening. We were too drunk to make the beast with two backs so we passed out until morning.
When we awoke we started kissing and canoodling and I decided to go down on her. This is one of my favorite things and generally will do it as long as it takes to make a girl orgasm...
Anyway, I head down south and pull down her panties to see the hairiest bush i've ever seen in my life. Not only is it hairy but the hair is very long and also messy looking, kind of bedraggled. Like a homeless guys beard or an abandoned birds nest.