In January of 2016, Twitter user @musicalhoe went viral with a 26-tweet thread of tips for all the hoes out there on how to stay healthy, beautiful, and happy while keeping up an active hoe lifestyle. Her tweets blew up, both because they're extremely funny, and because they're all fantastic advice. Now, her magnum opus is going viral all over again after it was shared on Imgur. And just because it's so good, we're sharing it with you. You're welcome.

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Writer's note: Although peeing after sex is beneficial, it DOES NOT prevent STDs. Use a condom. Speaking of which…

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Hoes who read the thread were forever changed. They all expressed their gratitude.

And after such an overwhelming response, @musicalhoe returned with one more extremely important tip for any hoe (or woman).

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Hoe or not, be safe out there.