I've got a bone to pick with anyone who doesn't think these things look like penises.

Come in. (via Imgur)

At your cervix- wait! (via Imgur)

I bet he spends the whole day strumming on it. (via Imgur)

Only very important people reach the tip of this one. (via Imgur)

No wonder all the kids are playing Minecraft. (via Imgur)


You'd rather have this than a nugget-shaped penis though. (via Imgur)

Beware of The Drip. (via Imgur)

Seeing them everywhere now! (via Imgur)

The nicest bannister ever erected. (via Imgur)

A new one hatches. (via Imgur)

A reminder to get your dick-shaped dog spayed or neutered. (via Imgur)

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