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An Italian woman lost a $56,000 lawsuit against her ex-husband claiming he never once pleased her sexually during their 12-year marriage. She sought the damages to compensate for emotional distress. Her suit was focused on medical evidence that she was still a virgin, and that her ex also had some sort of "anatomical problem." After making its way through several levels of the Italian justice system, her suit was ultimately thrown out (and the court didn't even offer it coffee or call it an Uber).

The case lasted 11 years, or in sexual terms, about three Sting orgasms. That's correct: she fought this in courts for 11 years. Either they never had sex, or he did something else to really piss her off. It's unclear why she made this her focus instead of pursing some rebound action. Because with 11 years and a few thousand euros, anyone can eat, pray, love, and get their groove back. 

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They're not even talking with their hands.
They're not even talking with their hands.
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She ultimately lost the case because her ex remarried and had children with his new wife. So whatever the "anatomical problem" was previously, he (likely) got his plumbing fixed. She even ended up having to pay for his legal costs for the case. She should probably keep this a secret while pursuing new lovers, because saying you'll sue someone for 11 years if they don't satisfy you is a well-known red flag.

Sources: The Telegraph