If you're going to have sex in a parking lot, you're probably out of options. So at the very least, keep your public sexploits away from Louise Fenlon, the prioprietor of the Three Arrows Inn in northern England. She's dealt with enough already.

DOGGERS!!! Please be awere my CCTV reaches all off my carpark!! It's bad enough I have to endure the footage. But...

Posted by The Three Arrows Inn on Wednesday, February 24, 2016

"DOGGERS!!!" she begins her statement, using a decidedly British term for people who might leave a huge pair of underwear in public after covering it in body fluid. She continues: