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The conservative blog The Federalist recently published a mildly viral article entitled "12 Reasons Science Shows Conservative Women Have The Best Sex." The main source was a BuzzFeed survey in Europe showing that the further right along the spectrum men and women were, the more satisfied they were with their sex lives.

Author Joy Pullman took that finding and ran with it for The Federalist, speculating in her 12 arguments that conservatives have better sex because they're not "reaching for an erogenous zone and finding the wrong body part there," and because liberals are cursed with "men acting like women and women acting like men." She continued that arguing with this won't get you laid by anyone but a lesbian, and who wants that, anyway? (Lesbians, Joy. Lesbians want that.) The rest is the usual diatribe about liberals' pointless, empty lives; how the right "protects" women until they are "emotionally ready" (i.e. married), how f**king for reproduction just feels better and how getting consent is a pussy-dessicant.