You can buy lacy men's lingerie because it's 2016, dammit. (NSFW)

You can buy lacy men's lingerie because it's 2016, dammit. (NSFW)
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The Huffington Post made a wonderful discovery recently: men's lingerie exists, and it's every bit as sexy and revealing as women's lingerie. Just in time for Valentine's Day, Someecards made a guide to finding a pair for the man in your life—however he hangs.

For the hipster Bernie Sanders supporter:

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$24, BodyAware.com

The picture got it right: these boxers are perfect for a man who swings to the left. The colors say he's not afraid to be an individualist, but the fit and elastic waistband point to someone who values practicality, too. Underneath his artfully distressed tee shirt and tailored slacks beats the heart and the d*ck of a man who cares about the comfort of the working class, with a price point to match.

For the Wall Street prepster: 

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$18, Jet.com

Your money-chasing man will be yelling "buy!" when you show him this picture of ultra-feminine panties made for his body. The minimal construction means there won't be any embarrassing underwear lines under his power suit, and the lace means his balls will really be able to breathe during a particularly stressful meeting. The tight fit is flattering too. You'll yell, "You put the 'Big' in 'Big Short!'" while you wink at him from over a Cosmo (drink or magazine).

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For the college student who mows your lawn:

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$30, 3Wishes.com

He's over 18, so everything's okay, except for the fact that he's threatening to tell your husband. Smooth things over with this sexy little number with a French Maid aesthetic​​ that nods to the weird power dynamics of this thing. What even is this thing? What are you doing? Your kids are almost as old as him! 

For Michael Fassbender

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$23 for cami, $17 for matching thong, BodyAware.com
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If you happen to have access to Michael Fassbender, give him this! He'll look amazing in it. 

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