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Wow, it turns out there's a whole lot more going on on parenting websites than talk about diapers and school lunches. On the UK site, Mumsnet, a mom wrote a post about her active and adventurous sex life with her husband, including their affinity for "masturbating each other" in movie theaters. She assures the other people on the site that they're not doing this during kids' movies, which is certainly very kind of them, but that didn't seem to make the act any less offensive to the other moms who chimed in.

What's with the smiley face there at the end?
What's with the smiley face there at the end?
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Her full post, titled "Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?" reads,

DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately is has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys, and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy so I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers.

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Yikes, that's a lot of information there, lady. Definitely way too much. And the other moms on the site did not mince words in their comments.

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Luckily all those negative reactions didn't go unnoticed by the mom who'd posted it, who chimed in a while later to say that she'd got the message, loud and clear.

Although besides "loud and clear," she wrote "boot up the arse received..." Wow, lady, again—waaayyy too much information. KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM.

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