9 non-sexual ways people can achieve orgasm.

9 non-sexual ways people can achieve orgasm.
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Ladies, cancel your Tinders. You can achieve an orgasm without a man, woman or sex robot. You don't even have to remove your sweatpants to climax with these 9 surprising orgasm inducers.

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We're not faking.

1. Exercising

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Exercise will give you Coregasms and this gif will give you Corgigasms.
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If this doesn't get you to the gym, nothing will. A 2012 study confirmed 40% of women experience Coregasms, or orgasms from exercise. (Well, 40% of women who exercise, anyway.) I've never been into fitness, but I do get a funny feeling when I watch this Jazzercise video of Alan Thicke singing "Sweaty and Hot."


2. Sleeping

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Because lazy people deserve orgasms too.

Wet dreams aren't just for horndog teenage boys! Women can orgasm during the REM stage of sleep as well. Barbara Bartlik, M.D., a New York-based psychiatrist and sex therapist says, “These orgasms often accompany erotic dreams, but they also may occur during dreams of a non-erotic nature.” I haven't got off during any of my recurring tooth-loss anxiety dreams, but here's hoping.

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3. Childbirth

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I won't have what she's having.

A shocking 6% of women experience an orgasm during labor. It's pure science, says Christiane Northrup, a certified OB-GYN. When a baby is shooting down the birth canal, it's stimulates the exact same spots that would be stimulated for an orgasm. That's slightly awkward when your whole family's in the room, but you deserve it, Mom.


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4. Haircuts & whispers

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Gives a new meaning to bed-head.
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Ever got a haircut so good you had an orgasm? It's a real phenomenon called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. ASMR is basically a braingasm that's triggered by anything from haircuts to YouTube videos of people whispering, tapping their fingernails or folding towels. Seriously, this towel folding video has over a million views.

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5. Thinking

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I think, therefore I come.
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Meditation is good for relaxation, but did you know it can bring you pleasure as well? New York-based sex coach Barbara Carrellas says you can think your way to an orgasm without genital touch or stimulation. It's called "thinking off," and you can learn how to do it here:

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6. Yawning

While under the influence of the anti-depressant Clomipramine, some patients reported having orgasms whenever they yawned. This really would have come in handy the time I dated that really boring guy who talked exactly like Forrest Gump.

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Yawning is contagious.
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7. Yoga

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NamastHEY-O!
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20% of women experience Yogasms, which is an orgasm from yoga, not severe stomach cramps after eating expired Activia. Yogasms do not come from stimulation or attraction to your instructor, but from the activation of pelvic floor muscles. This really puts the "OM" in OMG.


8. Horseback riding

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Make sure you always get consent from the horse.

Romance novels ain't no joke. Many women experience The Big O while horseback riding. If you have Equinophobia, aka fear of horses, you can apparently get this same erotic sensation from a bicycle, bus, motorcycle or bumpy train.

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Are you as turned on as I am right now?
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9. Eating lobster and getting compliments from hunks.

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Put some food in my O-face.

Ok, I made this one up, but I'm willing to give it a try.

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