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One brave man, known on Reddit as sheerpariah, has come forward with the embarrassingly personal story of how his teenage decision to pierce his own penis came back to haunt him, and a nice young lady he met on Tinder, years later. He posted his chilling tale to the popular r/TIFU forum, which stands for "Today I F*cked Up." Once you read the story, you'll realize there's no better place for it. He titled his masterpiece: "TIFU by having a pierced penis."

Specifically, a Prince Albert which goes through the urethra and out the base of the head of the penis. Kinda like a nose ring in your talleywhacker. Sorta.

I self performed this peircing many many moons ago when I was in high school. I was not normal. I have to say though, it did get me some curiosity loving on two occasions.

This was not a large ring as PA's go but PA's tend to be insanely large. Mine was an 8ga. The novelty wore off after a few years and I took it out. The hole never grew up. Never will. I have an 1/8 in extra hole on the head of my penis. I have to plug the hole to pee or sit down. I sit. Mistakes are TERRIBLE as I can urinate straight backward.

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Thursday night, I had a Tinder "date" and because /r/iamverybadass we ended up at her apartment. (heavy sarcasm. She just needed a lay the same as me.)

Now, being the romantical type that I certainly am (and having been too drunk and leaving my car at the bar) I didn't immediately dash out on m'lady.

I woke at around 3 and proceeded to answer the other call of nature. Now, at this point I can make any number of excuses: it was cold, I'm a grower not a shower, fear of toilet lobsters...whatever. Fact is my dingaling was more "ding" no "aling" and was shriveled like a stack of dimes.

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I retire to the nest of our passion and go back to sleep to be awakened by a bump and a shout. I jumped up and ran in and this poor woman is legs up on her back giggity in a puddle of my hours old urine. My shriveled winkie didn't have any dangle and I urinated straight out the front of the toilet and had no clue.

It gets better.

She is injured. This nice lady, who just wanted to get off (one upside is she did :) is now like a turtle on her back in a strange man's urine in her own home. Urine that she thinks is water from a leaky toilet. Really, would you have corrected her? Anyway, I just dropped her back off at home from the hospital. She had only a minor rotator. I know full well though that she will...probably already has...find out what that was. Stand by for update.

tl;dr I peed on a hookup's floor by mistake and she slipped in it and injured herself.

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Needless to say, the people of Reddit has lots of questions. And to his credit, sheerpariah was more than happy to answer all of them.

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But most people only wanted to give him grief about getting his wang pierced in the first place.

What we really need is a post from his date, to get her side of the story. But I've got a feeling she doesn't want to get involved.

Sources: Reddit: sheerpariah