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Guy pierces his own penis and winds up sending his Tinder date to the hospital. Years later.

Guy pierces his own penis and winds up sending his Tinder date to the hospital. Years later.

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One brave man, known on Reddit as sheerpariah, has come forward with the embarrassingly personal story of how his teenage decision to pierce his own penis came back to haunt him, and a nice young lady he met on Tinder, years later. He posted his chilling tale to the popular r/TIFU forum, which stands for "Today I F*cked Up." Once you read the story, you'll realize there's no better place for it. He titled his masterpiece: "TIFU by having a pierced penis."

Specifically, a Prince Albert which goes through the urethra and out the base of the head of the penis. Kinda like a nose ring in your talleywhacker. Sorta.

I self performed this peircing many many moons ago when I was in high school. I was not normal. I have to say though, it did get me some curiosity loving on two occasions.

This was not a large ring as PA's go but PA's tend to be insanely large. Mine was an 8ga. The novelty wore off after a few years and I took it out. The hole never grew up. Never will. I have an 1/8 in extra hole on the head of my penis. I have to plug the hole to pee or sit down. I sit. Mistakes are TERRIBLE as I can urinate straight backward.

Sources: Reddit: sheerpariah
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