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According to the statisticians at Pornhub, "pizza porn" is blowing up all over the internet, bringing a new meaning "pizza toppings" and "food porn."

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The "pizza delivery guy" is one of the oldest porno tropes, and is having a renaissance as people yearn for the good old days of customer service.

"Pornhub has nearly 2000 videos with pizza in the title, and each month people search for pizza porn more than 500,000 times," the insights team reports, and like pizzas, they come in different shapes and sizes.

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Pizza porn appeals to both genders, but men are more likely to satiate their appetite with it.

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Plus, in this polarizing election, pizza porn just might bring the nation together, as people are searching for it across the nation.

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The people in Arizona are the thirstiest for pizza porn, with Mississippi likely keeping their porn preferences gluten-free.

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Pizza porn's presence is also felt as people feel themselves all over the world, with Romania feeling the amore when the moon hits their eye with a big pizza pie.

Old fashioned pizza porn is also too low-tech for Japan.

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Bon appetit!

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